Friday, October 23, 2009

Heidi Klum

Possibily the hottest woman in the world and she is married to one of the ugliest dudes on the planet. I remember the first time I seen her, it was just like it was yesterday.  I was sitting on my computer searching for some more porn to finish ... uhm my assignment on the history of porn.  You know what, never mind.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

New posts coming soon

I will start updating the site again tomorrow. I am in the process of developing a new website and have not had much time to create new graphics for this one. Tomorrows posts will include: Kristen Kruek, Heidi Klum, Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman, and I will also be posting the screenplay for "Black Swan" The new Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman hot lesbian movie.  For now, I leave you with this.  Natalie Portman with a cold sore and Mila Kunis pretending that her straw is a really thin cock.


Thursday, October 15, 2009

Sell the Vatican Feed the World (Sarah Silverman)

An awesome video by Sarah Silverman who may have finally found the way to stop world hunger.
You can check it out on youtube here. Sell the vatican feed the world



Sexy photo of Sarah Silverman in a black bra

UNSEXIEST FEMALE CELEBRITY

WTF happened to Rose Mcgowan? She looks like a three hundred year old white turd. She use to be smoking hot. Biodegradable plastic surgery? I hope she went to film school, because she's not going to be getting jobs based on her looks now.


Very Sexy and before her face melted.

After her face melted.

Allison Mack

Blonde with a cute smile and a nice rack, Allison has been the love interest of many a men on Smallville, just not the one she wanted.  But I just want her to know that its okay and that I am more of a man than Clark, yep 3 - 4 times the man, just ask my scale.  Here is a link to a pilot episode of Opposite Sex (2000) that features Allison, Milo from Heroes, and Chris Evans of The Fantastic Four.



Mila Kunis

Kunis a sexy Ukranian Jew who for some ungodly unknown reason is dating the home alone kid and has been since 2002. Having first really caught our attention during That 70's Show; Mila has been adding quite a few more bits to her acting repertoire including several new movies; Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Max Payne, Extract, The Book of Eli, Date Night, and Black Swan.

While not filming dozens of movies, she also lends her voice to the character Meg Griffen on the hit cartoon Family Guy. Amazing stuff. So why the hell isn't she naked anywhere?

Enjoy this new 1680 x 1050 Wallpaper


Kristin Kruek

This half Dutch, half Chinese beauty sure lit our fires on Smallville and you can find her in the recent movie Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li. She will also be coming out with a new TV show around 2010 called Ben Hur.

Until then enjoy this new 1680 x 1050 Wallpaper


Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Jaime Pressly

Jaime Pressly Nude

Blonde Jaime Pressly started her success as a teen model and turned it into a TV and film career, often playing the dumb ditz, brash dream girl—and often getting naked as well. She has kept our cocks a twitter. Though having done only three nude movie rolls, there are no shortage of pics on the internet of this sexy star.

I have compiled a new 1680 x 1050 wallpaper for you to enjoy. Just remember, hairy palms are a bitch to shave.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Natalie Portman Sexy Wallpaper

One of the top all time fantasy girls. Natalie Portman is intelligent, sexy, and so very nerdy. Though the only time she has ever been captured nude was back in 1999 when she was about 18, we still hold on to hope that she will shed those clothes and jump into the sack with some other hot Hollywood starlet.

I have a great idea for a movie about two female hackers who must fuck their way into a secret government institution to stop a death-ray from killing a bunch of puppies. Staring Olivia Munn and Natalie Portman. Let's just hope we get to see their puppies soon enough if you know what I mean, and by that I mean their boobs.

Natalie Portman Nude

Natalie Portman Topless

Olivia Munn Get Naked Already!!!

As G4TV's Resident goddess Olvia Munn has been making our cocks explode since 2006. Though we love to watch her, I think our greatest hope is that G4tv crashes and burns and the only work she can get is late night skinamax. While we wait and pray for that day, let me present a new 1680 x 1050 wallpaper of her.

Katie Holmes Wall Paper

1600 x 900 Wallpaper of Katie Holmes super fine breasts.

Milla Jovovich

Two new wallpapers featuring the woman with the nicest nipples on the silver screen.

1680 x 1050 for your uhm... viewing pleasure.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba Pretty much defines the Term Hot & Sexy. As half Latin and half Caucasian she brings to the table a distinctive look that makes all of our cocks get as hard as cast iron.